( I would like to have some words with you... )

I've been called many things by players I've had to kick out of my groups. Most of them I can't repeat and I live with it. I've even had one real prize of a player complain when I wouldn't let him play the Joker after I found out all he wanted was to play BDSM fantasies with the female characters and  that I was denying his right to free speech... ( Read more... )

Remember Nanobot Boy?

After being supposedly dead, coming back to life but "slowly dieing", looking different, he crashes a party where his creator is drunk thanks to spiked punch ETA: I'm reminded by a friend that he had smuggled in a hip flask before the punch got spiked, so he was hammered beforehand.I'd forgotten because there'd been a ( Read more... )

I'm curious, you guys ( Read more... )

When spending time in a Drow guild, you have to expect to see some pretty LOLWUT character applications.  But this was just...

( So a 25-year-old archmage finds a how to guide on become a lich?. )

OK I admit, my pup is a powerful necromancer. He has an undead mammoth. The mammoth was just standing there, and you called me a god-modder because of it. Yes if it was randomly attacking, (instead of just standing and rotting) I would understand you calling me a god-modder ( Read more... )

( THE QUEEN OF MARY SUES! )

I've read a lot of rants about super-awesome characters who can never lose a fight.  I could personally rant for a good few hours about the same thing, but I won't.

Instead, I'll pick a little part of it that I've not yet seen addressed, but makes my blood boil.  I have no particular story for it, as it's happened to me so many times they've all run ( Read more... )

You. Yes, you.

I don't appreciate your rampant godmodding. Well, to be honest, I don't appreciate you overall, but that's because your godmodding and characterizations grate on my nerves.

( This is what's wrong with you. )

Dear You,
The reason we didn't approve your character of Ass Elf wasn't because you didn't "have tenure".  It was because it was fucking ridiculous.  So ridiculous we couldn't even hate it, we could only laugh hysterically at it.

You wanted her father to be a balor.  In the words of our favourite guild bunny rabbit, "A balor demon is a twelve foot ( Read more... )